Hot Wings @ Danny’s

March 9th, 2010 at 10:50PM
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Cooking season is upon us! Hot Wing Festival is just next month (April 17th), so I need to get some more trial runs in cooking wings.

All Pirates of the Capsaicin team members are urged to come (this event will serve as an informal meeting). All BTOC and friends are welcome to join.

I’ve got 10 lbs of wings that are begging to be cooked. I’ll be making wings with competition sauce and a few experimental sauces I am working on.

If anyone would like to try their hand at making a sauce, PLEASE bring some! My kitchen will be available to those whom need it.

BYO adult beverages, please.

SUNDAY, March 14th @ 1pm, my place. These wings aren’t going to eat themselves.

-Danny

Getting rid of your electricity bill….Can this be true?

February 24th, 2010 at 12:27PM

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Comedy Club Joe Rogan

February 23rd, 2010 at 12:41PM

Norah and I are going to the Improv in Addison this Friday night to see Joe Rogan, you know…..the guy from Fear Factor? Do you think I should heckle him about his show being my worst nightmare?

This also got me thinking back to the days of the Looney Bin where some of our local favorites, as well as some second rate hacks, tried to make us laugh. I remember TR Degraw and his joke “That’s the problem with f*cked up parents, your birthday cake don’t have no candles, the icing is all sticky, and it’s made from a cushion out of the couch.” I remember Big Moe Alexander, the hypnotist, and a couple others.

There was this one comic, Captain Rowdy, that Gary and Danny raved on and I couldn’t wait to see what all the fuss was about. This guy was foul! Not like bad language kinda foul, of which there was plenty of that too, but more like dildoing grandma with a firepoker kinda foul. The people would get pissed and leave the place in a real huff as Captain Rowdy made cat calls and egged them on the whole way. “Go on and leave you dickless, toothless, thunder wonder, I got your money already so get the hell out!” I asked him, “How can you bomb like that and still expect to have people show up tomorrow night?” He said to me, “Son, I know it seems like a train wreck, but all those people are going to go home and tell everyone they know how bad it was tonight and tomorrow night all of the people they told will be here to see if it is true.” True genius. Do you have a Looney Bin story? Post it up!

Gras Plans

February 15th, 2010 at 4:22PM

So, for the first time in 11 years none of our clan is making the journey to the Big Easy for Mardi Gras. If you’re in Memphis or close enough and are in the mood to throw some cash around, might I suggest joining me tomorrow at Side Street Grill.

If you haven’t already heard, the Side Street side of the bar’s kitchen caught fire this past weekend and the roof collapsed. The Red Bar has enough water and smoke damage to render the place destroyed. In the meantime, they are going to re-open in the Magnolia room and on Tuesday they’ll have dollar domestic beers and cheap burgers.
I think it would be great to support a locally owned business that has given us so many glory stories over the years:

Dollar and Nora’s Memphis reception.

The staging grounds for the infamous “Two chicks!” night of getting 86ed from a lesbian bar.

Dozens of late night poker games.

One of the few places that we could enjoy a nice cigar like gentlemen.

A primary reason that I ever met Rachel, as Lindsey was working there are helped me springboard back into the social world.

Watching Jonsey’s friend, Byrd, toss a martini glass against the wall because he thought it would get a laugh (it kinda did) and then proceeded to apologize to Geoffie by tipping WAY too much.

One night, at a post wedding reception get together, the entire place erupted in song in perhaps the largest melting pot experience of the Memphis ethnicities I’ve ever seen.

Geoffie’s bachelor party: One guy getting punched out of his shirt. Another guy falling over backwards in his tall bar chair….twice I think. Poker.

Dancing bloody nosed hookers.

Watching then Grizzlies coach Mike Fratello leave with his…purchases. Man, that guy was short.

Anyway, come out if you’re free. If anyone could use a little Mardi Gras spirit, it the employees and owners. I’ll bring beads.

sidest

King Cake Party

February 4th, 2010 at 3:43PM

Even though we won’t make it to Mardi gras, we’re still going to have the yearly King Cake party. Rick and Betsy have graciously allowed us into their home for this small get together. I know we have the Super Bowl party the next day but we had to squeeze this thing in before Fat Tuesday hits. So, please join us this Saturday, Feb. 6th, beginning at 7:00 p.m.

The king cake will be provided by Liz Foster, last year’s “winner.” Food wise we usually do a pot luck and I know that Danny and I will be bringing some sort of jambalaya/etoufee/gumbo dish. We only ask that you bring something if you plan to eat and something to drink. I plan to make Pimm’s Cups instead of the usual hurricane. Just reply if you plan to make it and what you’re bringing.

See everyone this weekend!

Gary

Super Bowl Sunday and Dave turns 30!

January 29th, 2010 at 10:48AM

Dave turns 30 next Sat 2-6 and to celebrate we are going to have a Super Bowl / Birthday party here at our house. I will have munchies for all and it will be byob. Let me know if your planning on coming. I say we kick things off around 4pm til…

Hope to see you all there.

Jenn

International Blues Challenge

January 20th, 2010 at 10:41AM

I know this weekend is going to be a busy one, but I am contemplating checking out the International Blues Challenge this Friday night.

$15 Wristbands starting at 6pm to gain entry into all the Beale Street clubs to watch competing blues acts sounds too good to pass up.

Sound off if you are interested in joining me.

-Danny

JP & Tara’s Housewarming

January 13th, 2010 at 9:01AM

Alright boys & girls, on Saturday, Jan 23, Tara & I will be hosting a housewarming party and all you fine (and I use the term loosely) folk are invited.

We’re mailing out actual invites as well, but there seems to be a lot of people (mostly friends of the stars) whose addresses I don’t have so I thought that I’d throw the invite up here as well.

The shin-dig is slated to start early, around noon and keep going until the beer runs out.

Speaking of which, I plan on getting a couple kegs of Boscos beer (a Scottish & a Flaming Stone) and we may have a couple bottles of wine but if you want anything specific or any hard liquor, bring it your damn self! LOL

By the way, we’re not asking for any housewarming gifts and we’re not doing a stock the bar party (I mean, how much Malibu rum do you need, right, Gary?)… all we want is our friends to show up and hang with us for a bit.

Here’s the address:
1686 N. Parkway Memphis, TN 38112

Birthday Beers

January 5th, 2010 at 9:25AM

If you’re free or just want to drown you’re back at work sorrows, please join me this afternoon/evening for a drink at Bosco’s. I’ll be there about 5 or so.

Bad jokes at my old age are welcome and encouraged.

Can’t play it loud enough!!

January 4th, 2010 at 3:21PM

It is hard to get back to work now that it is 2010. Play this loud enough and a couple people just might wait until tomorrow to ask for that paperwork.

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