BTOC

• You are wearing socks made of asbestos (75%)
• You need to scratch them (10%)
• You have athlete's foot (8%)
• You probably have smelly feet too (5%)
• It is time to buy new shoes (3%)
• You will walk on strange ground (0%)
• You like to dance (0%)
• You are a mover and shaker (0%)
• You might be a redneck (0%)
• You will win the lottery (0%)

Total Votes: 40

• May your mother be proud a you till the day she die. (0%)
• May your lass be fair, covered in freckles, and bare. (0%)
• If ye be a protestant god bless thee. If ye be a catholic may ye burn in hell. (0%)
• May the whiskey and water wind you to the place of your desire. (0%)
• May the sheep dip slip off your feet with ease. (0%)
• May your dram of whiskey never run dry. (0%)
• May your pockets be filled with gold before morn. (0%)
• May your grass always be 40 shades of green. (0%)

Total Votes: 0

• In a bar (67%)
• A friend's house (33%)
• Somewhere not mentioned here (0%)
• school (0%)
• work (0%)
• Perkins (0%)
• Dennys (0%)
• Rafords (0%)
• CKs (0%)
• Outside (0%)
• In a van down by the river (0%)

Total Votes: 3

• Emily (20%)
• Kerry (20%)
• Dollar (13%)
• Kish (13%)
• JP (13%)
• Neil (7%)
• Danny (7%)
• Rick (7%)
• Thad (0%)
• Chad (0%)
• Mark (0%)
• Matt (0%)
• Dave (0%)
• Jim (0%)
• Gary (0%)

Total Votes: 15

• Memphis (60%)
• It is a way for spaceships to jump from place to place in space. (20%)
• Most rappers have one. (20%)
• It is my house, car, or significant other. (0%)
• Another name for an oubliette (0%)
• almost all government programs (0%)
• I have a black sock that got torn and now has one (0%)
• It is a point in space that is so dense it sucks all the light from around it into it. (0%)

Total Votes: 5