BTOC

• the people who surround him (40%)
• the sound of his laughter (20%)
• the girth of his weiner (10%)
• it doesn't matter, all men are worthless. (10%)
• good men come in many different forms (10%)
• the sharpness of his whit (10%)
• the type of car he drives (0%)
• the fabric of his clothes (0%)
• the bedrooms in his house (0%)
• the thickness of his wallet (0%)
• the roughness of his hands (0%)

Total Votes: 10

• Because it got laid off (33%)
• For some fowl reason (22%)
• Enough with the effing chicken already (22%)
• The chicken won't say because he can't talk (11%)
• I hate chickens and wish that chicken and all his jokes would die a horrible death (11%)
• He wanted to lay it on the line (0%)
• To get to the other side (0%)
• It was the elephant's day off (0%)
• Because it was a double crosser (0%)
• She was afraid someone would caesar (1%)

Total Votes: 9

• I am gonna get a ton of model rocket engines, YES! (25%)
• I am gonna throw it in the trash, that shop is for fags. (25%)
• I might buy some frames to put around photos of my butt (25%)
• I am going to buy enough popsicle sticks to build my own tree house (13%)
• I think I will buy feathers for my fetish party (13%)
• Probably buy some fake flowers (0%)
• I am going to buy enough fake jewels to put Jerry "The King" Lawler's crown to shame! (0%)

Total Votes: 8

• when three or more are gathered together (40%)
• with gun powder, chlorine, and matches (20%)
• with Tequila (20%)
• at home (10%)
• when Chad is around (10%)
• at age 13 (0%)
• and ends with me (0%)
• with a thought (0%)

Total Votes: 10

• Klaatu barada nikto (29%)
• Please (21%)
• (14%)
• Shazam (14%)
• Beer (14%)
• Abracadabra (7%)
• Sex (0%)
• Drain-life +10 (1%)

Total Votes: 14