Polls Archive

I am thankful that...

  • I have good friends (43%)
  • JP is not my sibling (29%)
  • I will get a home cooked meal this week (14%)
  • I get to spend some time with my family (14%)
  • I still have a job (0%)
  • spandex isn't made in a size bigger than large (0%)
  • there is liberty and justice for most (0%)
  • Beer is cheap (0%)
  • all my body parts still work ok (0%)
  • I have a sackful of goodies (0%)
  • another year is almost over (0%)

Total Votes: 7

Start Date: November 23, 2009 @ 10:43 am
End Date: No Expiry

If given the opportunity I would sleep with this celebrity

  • Jennifer Aniston (30%)
  • Jessica Rabbit (20%)
  • Marissa Tomei (10%)
  • Sean Connery (10%)
  • Angelina Jolie (10%)
  • The person I have in mind is not listed (10%)
  • I'm easy, I would sleep with anyone (10%)
  • Tori Amos (0%)
  • Madonna (0%)
  • Leonardo Di Caprio (0%)
  • I'm not that into celebs, so none of the above (0%)
  • Brad Pitt (0%)

Total Votes: 10

Start Date: November 16, 2009 @ 9:09 am
End Date: No Expiry

What are your favorite elements?

  • Fire (33%)
  • Gold (33%)
  • Earth (33%)
  • Wind (0%)
  • Water (0%)
  • Silver (0%)
  • Euclid's (0%)
  • A basic set of common law principles regarding criminal liability (0%)
  • The 5 of philosophy (0%)
  • Honda (0%)
  • Everything from the start tag to the end tag (0%)

Total Votes: 3

Start Date: November 9, 2009 @ 9:08 am
End Date: No Expiry

The best thing about work is:

  • the paycheck. (42%)
  • leaving it. (25%)
  • the sense of accomplishment. (8%)
  • lunch. (8%)
  • having a job, some don't. (8%)
  • All the free paper, ink, and paperclips you can use. (8%)
  • the perks. (0%)
  • I can't spend money while I am here. (0%)
  • surfing the internet. (0%)
  • Making fun of the boss. (0%)
  • doing a really hard job and doing it well. (0%)

Total Votes: 12

Start Date: November 2, 2009 @ 8:50 am
End Date: No Expiry

How many BTOC members does it take to screw in a light bulb.

  • four, one to plan it, one to encourage it, one to do it, and one to laugh when it fails. (25%)
  • three, the same amount it takes to initiate a trip to New Orleans (13%)
  • All of them can do it, but no one does it because they don't want to be the one who is accused of screwing it up by everyone else. (13%)
  • All but three, it isn't possible to have everyone in the same place at the same time. (13%)
  • It depends, is it a regular bulb, a christmas bulb, a blacklight bulb, a strobe bulb, the answer can not be given until the question is clarified. (13%)
  • Who cares, Lets go have a drink in a bar where the lights DO work. (13%)
  • Bulb, what, uh, yeah dude, I mean, naw, or maybe, who got screwed? (13%)
  • one, no one else was able to make it to the socket (0%)
  • So what if the bulb has blown, we like it dark in the dungeon. (0%)
  • none, let the damn thing go screw itself (0%)

Total Votes: 8

Start Date: October 26, 2009 @ 8:17 am
End Date: No Expiry

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